In the famous art song "WhereÕer You Walk" by Handel, the branches of trees bend to provide shade for the singerÕs beloved. I had a similar experience last week. I was inspecting the first flowers of my Magnolia tree, when one of the lovely blossoms beckoned me over, with a soft and delicate voice but surprisingly urgent tone.
It summoned, ÒMr. Ball! Mr. Ball!Ó I answered, ÒYes?Ó ÒI know you welcome usÑand all other flowersÑin the spring, adore us in the summer and mourn our poignant beauty in fall. We have even seen youÑthrough our latent winter budsÑas you sit gazing at your imported houseplant while the snow falls in the dark evenings. We know you love us deeply, which is why we choose you to be our champion in these troubled times in the flower world. You humans domesticated usÑand you need to take better care of us. Pull that bench over because I have much to tell you.
ÒMr. Ball, you humans puzzle us deeply. On the one hand, we celebrate your existence from birth to death, with marriage in between. One of our clan, Gypsophila, also called BabyÕs Breath, is named for the first breath a newborn draws. When your species comes of age, young men and women decorate themselves with usÑin hair, hat and lapel.
ÒBriefly, men soften and pick us and give us to their lady friends, while the more demonstrative of them clench us between their teeth while they play guitars!
ÒI shall pause and let you consider our smitten troubadour clenching a plastic flower stem. I assure you he would gag. One hundred million years of co-evolution between us and humans tells us so. Remember: we domesticated you too!
ÒOr imagine our lover presenting his lady a nosegay made of acrylic polymers. Would you like to guess the length of this romance? Or imagine a bride tossing a plastic bouquet to the hopeful unbetrothed.
ÒOnce we were mighty. We led you into battle. We symbolized the promise of salvation and eternal life. As Christians approach Easter, they look forward to the flowerless churches during Lent abounding with live blooms symbolizing the Resurrection.
ÒWe represent lifeÑfrom birth to reproduction to death. We have been giving you beauty, as well as inspiring you to create it yourselves, since you began to walk. Yet, now, you walk away from us.
ÒIn your homes, our images are everywhere: imprinted on plates, tea cups, couches, linens; engraved in silver; carved in wood. We are endlessly portrayed in paintings, architecture, jewelry, tapestries, murals, ceramics and every other form of visual pleasure. We are strewn throughout poetry, song, legends and stories. We are enshrined in nearly every religion. If an alien were to pay a visit to our verdant planet, he would assume humans worshipped us. If only this were the case!
ÒYou, Mr. Ball, know this, of all mortals. As a seedsman, you know that we are the alphaÑthe summit of botanical creation. Without us, no seeds. Without us, no fruits or vegetables. Without us, no life.
ÒWe ask you to proclaim this, Our Flower Bill Of Rights.
ÒWe, the Flowers, to form a more colorful and fragrant world, demand that humans stop using flowers fashioned from plasticÑthat non-renewable material so quintessentially unlike us. Stop flying us all over the world. You grow us in exotic locales. WeÕre picked too youngÑthe insult of insults in our worldÑand stuffed in a box by virtual slave labor.
ÒGrow us locally. If not your own back yard, use solar energy to fuel new US greenhouses. Breed us for North AmericaÕs cooler temperaturesÑwe can take it! WeÕve been living outside a lot longer than you have.
ÒWe gave you your first happinessÑcolor. We gave you, through our fruit, your second happinessÑtaste. We love you and work tirelessly for you. Yet, these days, except for your churches and a few holidays here and there, you ignore us. You even ask the grieving to avoid our comfort and consolation when a loved one dies. But we flowers have been scientifically proven to raise human spirits. We are natureÕs anti-depressant!
ÒMind the consequences: the flowers of weeds donÕt care about you. Weeds will smother trees, even me, your beloved Magnolia. Avoid a war with weeds. As your ancient ancestors knew, youÕll lose, which means weÑyour friends and allies, the domesticated plantsÑwill lose too.
ÒSo, humankind, please grow us, pick us and use us for your rituals of life. Ensure that your descendents celebrate their lives with our beauty and meaning. And we promise to return each spring.
The Domesticated Flowers of the World.